Lily Gunn, 17, Boston, Mass:
"At first i thought, yeah right! Like a fu*king Ewok is gonna teach me how to dance. But , g-d! when i actually sat down and watched that tape, i was inspired!!! I mean, you just don't understand how moving it is to watch this boy shake the room! ANTHWOK really knows how to give you confidence, and not be afraid of what will happen when you first get on that dance floor and strut all the new stuff you've learned. I highly suggest that everyone uses these tape."
Lacsap Mada, 26 NY,NY:
"Before i started using theANTHWOK tapes, i was pretty popular with the girls. I mean, i *AM* a hottie. But THEN, i popped in the a tape one day, watched it, and BAM!!! Everybody is hot for me.. I went from the "tall, buff, blonde guy", to the "tall, buff, blonde guy, who dances like ANTHWOK!!!!" It was great! Nothing in my life has impacted my love life that the ANTHWOK tapes......
of course, it was about the time i got my first ANTHWOK tape, that i *also* got a job in this musical play...*AND* i got a new heavy metal band together. I mean, *sure* none of the girls that chase after me have actually SEEN me dance... well... not ANTHWOKdance.. you see, the only dancing i EVER do in the play is this funky egyptian walk, when i walk across these red fold-up chairs.
Christian Stream, 24, Reno, Nevada:
"All i have to say is, that once i started using the ANTHWOK tapes, people told me i had this, certain *glow*, or *brightness* to me..."
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Oh, and *then* after my second ANTHWOK tape, i was on the cover of Newsweek, and i recieved a tony--- uh.. an award nomination...it was soon after THAT, that i would get phone calls from ppl like Molly Ringwald, begging me for a date. They'd usually sound something like:
"Adam-- uh.. i mean Lacsap--- i need you!!! I cannot live without you by my side. It doesn't matter that i'm a washed-up, has-been, brat pack, product of the 80's.. i have a new show named "Townies" that is predicted to last at least 2 whole weeks!!! Love me! I love YOU!!! Just thinking about your washboard stomach, or "bowling ball" arms, makes me weak in the knees... call me- my digits are (212) 666- 0911. MWAH!"
It was pretty obvious why i was getting so much attention... THANKS ANTHWOK!!"
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Asen Lelker, 27, Washington D.C. :
"ANTHWOK is like red hair spray, good at any time, just as long as you don't go overboard on it."
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Bob Tuckass, 26, NY, NY:
"Well, soon after starting the ANTHWOK program, i found myself being PAID to work with beautiful women, play a guitar, and wear plaid pants that look slamin' on me. I get a lot of compliments on my pants now that i've started watching the ANTHWOK tapes. I mean, it's really firmed up my *butt*. Ya' know? Just don't tell my wife, Austrailia. She gets a little ticked off when she hears that i have groupies."
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